Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little too close with the creature, leading some nervoussnickers. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone trending online.

• The reason for this encounter is unknown
• went to the prison island
• people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's more info tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• MAGA!

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.